i'm telling you about my wips so tell me about yours

in order to point a gun at myself to write my goddamn WIPs once I'm back from [situation] I am listing the things I keep earnestly intending to write

• The rest of the chapters of Not Even Into Another Eternity, the hurt/no comfort prequel to Hand in Unlovable Hand, the fic that apparently opened a lot of lesbians' third eye about lesbian OC ships
• The one I haven't named yet that's dreamscape eroguro involving a sharkgirl and a lady who turned herself into a fucked-up jellyfish
• Esoteric astral plane evil snake god/divine nature avatar smut
• Another fic in the series of "Tara asked me to make her suffer so by god I will provide" this time featuring Ch'en Hui-chieh as an unlikely cult leader
• The Real Housewives of the Court of Stars, the warcraft fic that has lived rent-free in my brain for like six years

"carly do you write anything normal" yes but this is my heartsong. thanks